BARGAIN BASEMENT
This place is a dive, but the price is right. The chairs are some of the worst I have seen in any establishment. If not for $5 dances not sure this place would have any business at all on some nights. I thought so on this visit. I thought this place is a hole, but why would anyone want to pay $20 for the non-nude dances in San Antonio. Even though I didn't get any dances I thought pasties and full backs don't justify a $20 price point. This is why this club exists to present an alternative. Drinks are mostly cheap, but he beer prices go up after 10 I believe.
This place probably won't have to remodel the bathroom or replace the chairs if the prices stay low. This place has much better dancers than you would expect at the low prices. It could just as easily be dancers multiple missing teeth or with C-section scars at this price level. But San Antonio seems to put together a decent roster despite the prices. I remember reading that they hire women that have day jobs. So that could be how they make it work. I also like that it does not get too crowded, unlike most of the clubs I am used to. I will continue to check this club out if in town although I am usually only in Texas once a year.
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