Could be better

Upon arriving at the Lamp Lighter the first thing that I noticed was a lack of patrons. At first I thought it was a good thing. Less competition for the best girl in the house. Right? WRONG!! The girls here mostly hung all over the guy of their choice. With no money being given to them. I didn't want to approach any of them because I figured it was a boyfriend that they were hanging on.

There was one chick with a gut bigger than my Uncle Skip's that kept harassing me for a drink or a dance. Even after I had told her that I was waiting for another dancer to free up.

When one of them got on stage, she pretty much just stood there or spent the whole time chatting with one dude. Not a very good experience for me at this club. I guess I'll take my money up the street.