Ok

Darkest strip club I've ever walked into. Was greeted by a dark figure at the door who happened to be a dancer and lucky for me meant no cover since security was off somewhere securing I guess.

I got two dances by a pretty dancer who said she was "all natural" but definitely didn't look or feel like it (still nice though!)

When I walked out a dancer who had just came off staged asked me for a tip for her dance, mind you, I was in the back getting a dance so I had to laugh her off (sorry, literally didn't see you lady lol)