Just one more dance

2 am could not have come faster. The interior of the club was not as clean as i expected. The club was not comfortable especially for a lap dance. Beer goggles couldn't have even saved the night. Well let me get started.

First and foremost. When a girls boobs are bigger than her bottom we have the potential for serious injury. The good news is i only needed a cast on my right arm and a wrap for my broken ribs. You see, she was wearing high heels and she slipped. One boob shot right past my head but the other caught me right in the chest. I could feel my bowels move uncontrollably as water rushed from my eyes.

Thank god there was a bachelorette party and one girl was a nurse. She immediately started mouth to mouth but i knew she couldn't press on my chest because my ribs were broken. I bet you never knew you could start a mans heart by massaging a mans testicle and blowing into his mouth. I got up and began to dance and thats when the bouncers threw me out.