$5 Tuesdays

I'm not a frequent strip club goer by any means. I've only been to two other clubs in town: P10 Cabaret and XTC. Landings Strip is by far my favorite. LS has a pretty laid-back vibe. You won't see too many patrons coming from work. Most are dressed casually which is great although a bit more of a classy feel is nice sometime. There were hints of thugginess but they kept to themselves and can easily be ignored. Lighting was just right. Dark enough to set the mood. Light enough to see the dancers. DJ was alright and didn't interrupt too much. My main complaint is the music level is a bit loud which makes it hard to carry a conversation with the dancers.

By far the best aspect of LS are the dancers. Most speak English clearly and are willing to engage in conversation rather than push for a dance. This is they reason I come back. All three times I've been to LS, the dancers were in good moods and playful. They dancers are all ethnicities. Most of them were "thick" which isn't exactly my type but every time I've been, I've found at least one drop-dead gorgeous lady to devote my energies to. This visit, I found three! When I first got there, Jenny a blonde, girl-next-door was on the main stage. I was immediately smitten. She was just my type. I resolved to get a dance from her later. Unfortunately, another patron monopolized her attention and took her into the VIP. Lucky bastard. In the meantime, another dancer, Malia, caught my attention. She was a tall, leggy blonde with the most insane ass I've seen. Needless to say, she was quite popular. I was finally able to get her attention after tipping her a couple of times and requesting her to some see me after she was done on stage. She said she would do so after a VIP dance. Another lucky bastard. I felt somewhat offended at being sloppy seconds, but, what the hell, she was hot as hell. She found me later and apologized for the wait. I got two very high quality dances from her. Grabbing that ass was heavenly. After the dances, I caught eye of another dancer. She was a phat-bottomed brunette with a pretty face. Unfortunately, I didn't catch her name. I tipped her on stage 3. She found me later that night. Brunette was a great conversationalist. I enjoyed playfully flirting with her. By the time she asked for a dance, I couldn't refuse. The dance was great as well. She knelt down her knees and simulated motor boating, a move I haven't seen before. Later that night, I was finally able to get Jenny's attention. I had resolved not to go home until I got a dance from her. By then, she was a bit tipsy from guys buying her drinks. This make conversation a bit difficult and her coordination wasn't quite there. She even fell off the chair. Nonetheless, Jenny was exactly my type. She also had the most perfect boobs which were fun to cup and play with.

The value at LS can't be beat. You can get no cover if you sign up for their mailing list which I did. Happy hour goes until 8 and drinks are only $4. On Tuesdays dances are only $5, a deal that can't be beat in town.