Staying at the HardRock hotel in...

Staying at the HardRock hotel in Hollywood, FL on a Monday night, was given a recommendation by the conceirge to visit Scarlett's. Took us over in the high roller hotel limo...so I thought "wow, this is going to be nice!". I wanted to go to Tootsie's (since I hadn't been to the new one). Boy, do I wish I had put my foot down to go to Tootsie's.

First off, lack of pure talent. I was told by the waitress (who was one of the hottest girls in the place) that there were 40 girls working the club that night. I counted and counted and could never get more than 18 total. And, of the ones there, I would call maybe 4 of them a solid 8-9. Most were 6's.

Point two..."whats a brutha gotta do to get a private dance?" My buddy and I sat at a table near main stage for nearly an hour before we were even approached by a woman. And it took me actually sticking my arm out to stop a dancer that caught my attention to get her to stop. I promise I didn't have bad breath or anything! Clearly if you didn't pay the big money to get in one of the lounge areas ($300 just to drink), you weren't going to get the attention of the ladies.