Mons Venus- The place where it all started...

Finally a chance to visit Tampa and the world famous Mons Venus. $20 gets you in with a hand stamp to enter and leave as you please. $6 bottled water and some of the hottest and friendliest dancers that I have ever seen. Lap dances are on a long row of couches on one side of the room. Prices vary depending on the girls mood and range from $20-30. Pretty safe bet at 3 for $60 but at least the songs are not cut too short. Zero privacy and mostly hands off. Mostly.

First up was some hillbilly chick from Alabama. Very friendly and chatty, but TOO chatty once I agreed to the dance. Incredible looking fake rack, thin waist, but wouldn't STFU the entire time. Total low mileage look but don't touch dance. Annoying as hell, but I am terrible with names. If she has giant fake tits, a tiny waist, brown hair and is from Alabama, avoid.

Next up was an older, mid-30s blonde from Atlanta. Again, very friendly. Beautiful face and decent body. Back to the couches at $20 per song. Up top participation encouraged. She told me I could touch anywhere but her p*ssy, so of course I did. Not the sexiest moves, but at least I could touch the merchandise.