Club Risque Philadelphia
1700 S Christopher Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148

Wednesday Foolishness

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SmashingHoes
Aug 23, 2017, 11:57 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

I'm noticing myself coming here whenever I'm in the area and the hours that I've entered the establishment coincides when they are serving their free lunch. The free lunch doesn't consist of a 4 star or 5 star cuisine, but it's mediocre and if you're hungry. The brunette who was slinging drinks behind the bar even provided me with a couple of free mixed drinks on the house. However, the next time that I was there, a blond busty bartender informed me that there is a two drink minimum during the daytime hours. I asked a couple of bouncers on duty if this was a new rule, and they all confirmed that management decided to make that decision. It smelled like a collusion effort to me but I didn't let it affect my day.

I was waiting on my friend to arrive and I had 30 minutes to kill, so I scoped out the afternoon talent and marginal was an understatement. Girls were extremely indolent, on their phones, or just looked straight up bored as there aren't a lot of customers during the day. The only stripper that was semi attractive was an attractive cougar, by the name of Kate. She smiled at me and then sat down to engage in discourse for a few minutes before my friend had arrived. She became more acquainted with my friend after he arrived as they knew each other. We only stayed there for a couple of drinks before heading over to Oasis.

I would only come back for the free meals but that's about it. This isn't a place where I will spend money on couch dances.

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