Not as advertised

Physically it's a nice club and everyone on the staff was polite and helpful. But I do have a complaint. The club advertises as being a "nude" club. It really should be call itself "nude optional." I was there through a full rotation of about fifteen dancers and only two danced nude, the others danced topless. Now, I don't have a problem with topless clubs, I frequent them often. They're great when you only want a beer or two and don't want to have to pay a steep cover charge. But the whole premise of these "nude" clubs is that since the dancers are nude, you have to pay a high cover and haul in your own drinks.

If the dancers are only going to dance topless, then why not just get a liquor license and lower the cover charge.