Union Jacks
938 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214

Meh

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dtek
Aug 19, 2017, 10:56 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

I'd never been in this club, but was in the area on a Friday afternoon with some time to kill so....

First impression when I walked in is that this place is dark. I had to look at the main stage three times before I noticed the AA dancer doing her thing. I sat down at the bar and waited while the bartender attended to half a dozen broheims who must have arrived just before me. Eventually she scanned my driver's license and got me a drink; five bucks.

I took my drink to the rack and sat down. The stage is relatively high and the chairs low. This appears to effectively prevent physical interaction stage-side. Whatever. None of the four girls on shift seemed much interested in physical interaction anyway, although one did point out the dance booths and ask if I was interested. I was not. Another told me she didn't feel like dancing but would take off her clothes. Whatever.

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