The Best and Most Expensive Club in SF

$20 cover to get in, $10 extra to get upstairs. Dances are pricey, but I'd recommend the 3 for $100 upstairs for the best experience. I feel like the girls work a little harder because they know you might have the money to make it to VIP, which is $$$$ for a half hour and in my opinion not that much better than upstairs 3 songs for around 15 minutes.

Like most places, you'll want to talk to the girls and get their general vibe. It's rare that I've had a bad dance here, but it happens if you don't do a little groundwork (and you'll hate yourself because of the cost). Dancers run the ethnicity gamut, and are pretty solid any night. Daytime is hit or miss. Most won't push too quickly for a dance, which helps you decide if you match up.

Club itself is clean, very well taken care of, super safe, and in a reasonably good area downtown by the Moscone Center. You'll see an assortment of businessmen, a few well-heeled tech guys, some couples, etc. There's a lot of money in the city now, and this is where it comes to spend it.