If I wasn't from Chicago I...

If I wasn't from Chicago I might rate this club lower, but for the Chicago area Allstars is close to a 10. I went there early on a Thursday afternoon. Arrived just after opening and there was no stage dancing going on yet. A couple of good-looking dancers at the bar with a couple of customers who seemed like regulars or contractors working in the place. Seemed like a little renovation was going on. I sat next to a dancer named Wendy and she was pleasant to talk to and very attractive. She didn't seem very bright, but then I probably don't make a great first impression either. She was blonde but it was hard to tell what was natural and what were highlights. I waited about thirty minutes for the dancing to start but when Wendy offered a private dance while I waited I took her up on it. Thirty bucks for a topless lap dance with lots of grinding. I was free to caress her body except for her tits and, of course, crotch. A very nice experience. I'd go back anytime. There's no cover charge in the afternoon.