Expected better, but still ok

I was visiting New York City for the day and seemingly just like everyone else who has been to this place, I was given two passes for free entry. I was going to be hanging out with my friend who lives in Manhattan anyway so I figured I'd ask him to tag along since we'd both get in for free. We walked in, checked our coats and went to the bar. Place was fucking dead. Maybe four or five dancers were visible, mostly foreign chicks. They were ok looking.

My friend and I were feeling a bit awkward because this isn't typical of strip clubs, and especially not in line with our expectations of a Times Square club. Some big fella, drunk off his ass, was buying everyone drinks so I got to have two free rounds (score!). The first girl who approached me was pretty, dark skinned with a tight bod and I was diggin' it so I took her to the VIP room. The host was a dead ringer for Anthony Scaramucci. Probably was him. My friend, unfortunately, got stuck with Some very unattractive, out of shape girl who couldn't even get him aroused (as much as he tried).

She even got a little offended by that. Some women just shouldn't be dancers at clubs like this. He was a trooper though and took one for the team. I, on the other hand, really enjoyed my half hour and the girl was very pleasant, not to mention sensual too. You win some, you lose some I guess. It's a toss-up here. I certainly came out on top. But I don't think my friend will be back.