Fun night but beware of the ROB

I arrived about 10 pm. I don't usually go Thursday evenings and was surprised by how few cars there were. I could not find the free admission pass on their website and it appears the link is disabled. It was good while it lasted. I paid the ten dollars. Found a table and the waitress, who was very friendly, came back three times because she "forgot" my drink order. Then she comes back and tells me they're out, and I reminder I asked for something else, not what they are out of. She apologies and brings my beer. It was pretty funny. We both laughed.

I get immediately hit up by two drunks with meth-mouth, they'll both fuck me for $80 each. I tell them it's not what I'm looking for and they probably need to go see the guy over in the booth, because he looks like he might, and I'm telling them anything to get them to leave. I'd say that besides these two wasted bitches the rest of the line up was pretty good tonight. There were fives and up, and plenty of sevens and eights. There were a few flabby girls, and the two skinny meth-mouths, but everyone else was okay. The two drunks split up, one busted her shoe and goes to see the house mom for superglue, and the other keeps working the room. The first one stops by two more times, each time reintroducing herself, and the final time tells me she needs a ride home. She says she is super horny tonight. After she leaves the other one comes back, solo, and accidentally glued two fingers together when she tried to fix her shoes. So far this is comedy night at the Criket.

I'm thinking about ordering food, because the prices are reasonable and the guys next to me got steaks and they look yummy. Just then this very pleasant lady with big tits asks if she can join me. She is normal and very charming. We talk about all the other girls, which ones are drunk, which ones are high, and I point out a couple others that I like. If all the girls were fat or ugly I would never stay. She says she waits tables, at a mexican restaurant, during the day, and works here a couple of nights for extra money. I'm beginning to connect with this girl. She spent the time to get to know me and she seems normal. I ask and she says dances are $25 and the wristband is $10. I told her I thought dances were $20. We agree to go back for a couple of dances. I buy a wristband and get a booth together. She looks great nude. We have our two dances and I give her fifty.