Setting the record straight

After reading Mosskviz's "review," I thought I should write another review of this place to set the record straight. I've been a regular here for the past several months, mostly Friday through Monday afternoons with occasional visits in the evening throughout the week.

First off, there is no "big breasted short, beautiful giggly afternoon dancer" at Xpose. The afternoon girls are fun to hang out with and have some drinks. One is a bit prudish. Another is up for just about anything that doesn't involve you pulling it out. The remainder are pretty typical of Portland dancers. None are "super flirty."

Drinks are reasonably priced, again, typical for Portland clubs. You get a dollar off per drink during happy hour (open to six, I think). Dances are $25 topless in an open booth and $40 or 3-for-$100 nude behind a sheer curtain. In the afternoon, dancers are allowed to negotiate on price if they wish. Also in the afternoon there are few customers and only a bartender and cook on staff, so there's no one monitoring the dances. Dances are two for the price of one on Tuesday.