The Envy of the D

Afternoons at Legends are not very busy. I go for a $4 beer after a long day work every week or two. Heather behind the bar will remember your brand - cool. The dancers are mixed, of course - it is Detroit - but some of most fun ladies to talk to are black. They are generally older, like 30-ish. A couple of the blonde 20-something dancers are pretty, but dull. They will ask you for a dance after a minute or two. I will decline and they wander off. Most the brunettes are pierced, tattooed, out of shape and grim. But the star of the show is Envy.

Far and away the hottest one on the day shift. Early 30s, intelligent, sweet, great smile, great moves, long hair, fit and well enhanced where it counts. She will spend quite a while chatting with you. Which means if you drop in and she is with another customer, you might have to wait a while if you are in the mood. She doesn't solicit dances; guys will initiate taking her upstairs to the VIP, or she will just smile and take your hand and you will be good to go.

The VIP booth area is all black, with piercing halogens and flimsy billowing black curtains. Privacy is maybe below average, but still acceptable. The attendants don't charge a flat fee, but they expect a tip. The booth at the end on the right is larger and you can usually get that one early in the week in the afternoon. Overall, an okay club with friendly staff and reasonable prices.