No other option in Boston

Ok. Spoiler alert. If you don't mind, read on.

Stay downstairs. There's nothing worth it upstairs. Trust me. Even if you have the money. Save it. There's guys who are seemingly pimps, most likely on too many steroids, who get you the women you want which is kind of creepy. They stand next to you and when you tell them you can fend for yourself they come back anyways. Do they work on commission?

So 3rd floor. $700/HR. $225 for the cheapest bottle of champagne(which if you don't drink is kind of silly, but nonetheless still a requirement but I digress...)$100 booth fee. $100 to tip out the waitress minimum. You do the math. And it ain't that private.

The place was clean and the women were attractive. That's what the 2 stars were for.