Frustrated at the Frog

It was my first time visiting clubs in the Louisville area, and I was anticipating spending time on the KY side of the river. It was about 6:30pm on a Saturday, and I drove down 7th checking out the clubs. Most had fewer than five cars in the lot, and I saw dancers standing outside three of the clubs. None of the girls appealed to me (all three were 4-5s), and I don't like deserted clubs, so I decided to check out the Frog.

I pulled into the Frog's parking lot and saw about 40 cars. WTF? Turns out there was a special event, a concert, and everybody was hanging out on the back lawn. Cover for the event was $20, but I was intent on visiting a club, so I ponied up, despite feeling overcharged for an event I wasn't interested in. That was my first mistake. As part of the event/cover, beer was only a quarter, so I wandered around the back lawn, people-watching and swilling cheap beer. Looked mostly like frat boys and a few adventurous girlfriends on-site, along with the club employees serving as bar staff and generally circulating. Not my scene, so I went inside the club. It was completely dead. No girls dancing, and nobody sitting inside. Really? I'd like my $20 back, please.

After exploring every nook outside, I went back in and sat down just to kill some time and figure out if I was going to bail or nor. At that moment, one of the dancers walked by on her way outside, and stopped to chat. While straddling me. Ok, things were looking up. I forget her name. Petite, with a great body. Face was maybe a 6.5, body probably an 8. Her modest claim was that she was the best looking girl in the club. Overlooking her large ego was mistake number two. (PM me if you want a better description of her and you have made a reasonable contribution to the quality of this site.)