Second chance

So I decided to give this place one more try after a previous lackluster experience. Monday night, about 7 patrons at the bar. Pretty smoky inside. Smoking hot bartender. The dancers on the other hand, bleh. The dancer on stage when I walked in was so under the influence of something that she was just laying down on the stage. There was no DJ, the dancers just picked songs from a juke box on the wall when it was their turn to dance. There was always an awkward silence between songs. Nobody seemed to actually want to be here.

A middle aged blonde that looked alright came up to me, I got excited for a minute, but her English was so bad that I couldn't understand a word she was saying. Pass. The passed out on stage dancer was too chunky for this profession. Sometimes your personality can make up for looks, but you can't do that while you're sleeping. The other dancers were heroin skinny. I decided to get a dance with Honey who was somewhat young and attractive. Terrible dance. No extras. No personality. I'm sure extras may be available from the dope fiends. Good luck if you go here. I won't be back.