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When I walked into this place, I imagined that I was travelling back in time to a club from the 80s where you pick a girl from a line-up and then head to the back with her. The building is a bit older, and the gentleman at the door asked for $16. When I presented my $20 bill, he presented my $4 change at the speed at which Don Mattingly used to employ to slam a Roger Clemens fastball.

The inside of the club was an assortment of chairs and couches. There is a juke box in the front, and there is a bar in the back. There were four dancers who were in their 30s, average looks, half white, half Hispanic. The dancers seemed to offer an UHM three song private dance for $100 or $120.

I considered getting a dance with one of the dancers. But when she took off her underwear, she had the hairiest muff I have ever seen. It sort of looked like Don King's hair-do.