Very Friendly Experience

I had an open Thursday night before a Friday business day in Tampa and headed towards the Mons after dinner. On a whim I chose the Odyssey across the street instead. $20 cover at the door plus "encouragement" to buy an overpriced soft drink. The club was dead with perhaps 3 other customers. I took a seat at a high top near the stage.

The dancers in this club are not shy. They get naked, work the pole and spread to give you a view of South Florida in its entirety. Once off stage, they walk the floor and work the customers pretty aggressively for private dances.

Generally, the dancers were hot but not really my type, as they were a little chunky, and heavily tattooed with giant fake breasts. They quote higher prices to start, but if you're a newbie and hesitant, they'll make you a 3-for-60 deal. Eventually a beautiful 30-ish woman with small breasts, a tight body and sexy secretary glasses entice me to try a private dance. I followed her past a bouncer with hand out for the mandatory $5 gratuity en route to the private dance alcoves.