should have smelled her on stage

I went in on a Wed night a few weeks back. Have not been here in quite a while and wanted to see if the lackluster talent had improved. I was there close to eight oclock, so i was a little early, but I did not see a lot that was impressive. Most were 6's. Finally a tall dancer with nice c's took the stage. I can't remember her name, but she was very distinct because she had what appeared to be tattooed hearts around her nipples.

She reminded me of another mixed dancer who use to work here, but is now on days at Penthouse. I approached her and asked for a dance when she came off stage. As soon as we got in VIP I knew I had made a mistake. She had the worst smell coming from the nether regions. It literally smelled like someone had shit and not wiped, then baked their ass in the sun. I barely lasted one song and had to run. I am sure this has scarred me for life.