OK afternoon visit

I was there during happy hour on a Thursday. The club was really cold (due to the A/C) and dark. There were only a couple of other patrons. Admission was half price and I think drinks were half off too. My diet coke was two or three bucks I think. The thug factor is always a bit high at this club, as the bouncers are total guidos. The DJ is standard-issue strip club DJ. He has a loud and clear voice and offers little in the way of original thought.

Two of the dancers had pubic hair, but one of them did not shed her costume bottom during her dance set. She did offer me a private dance, but I declined. I purchased a private dance from the oldest dancer in the rotation. She was probably close to 40. Her breasts sagged a bit and she guided one of her nipples expertly into my mouth. Most of the dancers were pretty lackadaisical as there were hardly any paying customers. A few of the dancers had way too many tattoos, which is a pet peeve of mine.

There are only two strip clubs in Madison. Which one you should go to basically depends on which side of town you are on. Westsiders should stick to Visions--it's not worth the trip across town to Silk. The same is true going the other way--although Visions has the great advantage of offering free admission during happy hour as well as $2 beers. Visions has much more of a down-home amateur vibe, whereas Silk is more corporate.