Aside from the goofy decor, the...

Aside from the goofy decor, the place is large and complicated. I could figure out what the main bar was, but the others it was about an hour before I knew which was which. The first thing that struck me was how out of shape virtually all of the girls were. If you're going to dance for a living, work out for pete's sake. There was only 1 outstanding looking girl, and she seemed disinterested in anything other than looking at herself in the mirror. She seemed annoyed when guys approached here with money. It was very strange. One cute girl seemed very nice and had a cute little body so I figured I ought to get a dance so the night wasn't a total loss. She was pretty good and she teethed on my dick and seemed impressed with my bulge, so it was a shot for my ego, if nothing else. Granted it was a Monday night but if you can't staff the place with decent looking girls they should make it a teen disco night or something.