Thursday night
I hadn't been to Playhouse in awhile, but after giving Ballpark Tavern a shot and staying for approximately five seconds due to a lackluster lineup, I figured it was worth a try. It was 12:30 a.m. or so, but I was hoping that on a Thursday night it would be a somewhat decent lineup. Instead the place was dead. Barely a handful of girls and nobody I recognized.
The only looker was Gypsy, who seemed way out of place here. Gorgeous tatted up WOC with an incredible body. Unfortunately I did some quick homework and discovered that she is tame in the back and the standard Playhouse dance was unlikely. Not that it mattered though. The second she got off stage, she put a robe on and disappeared to the back. She didn't even circulate for tips. With her looks and apparent lack of mileage, it seems like she could do much better at a more upscale club.
The rest of the girls working were old and/or overweight. I hung around for maybe half an hour hoping someone better would emerge for the back, but I eventually cut my losses and left without getting a dance. Maybe I'll visit again some day if someone I know and like is on the schedule, but if this is the best they could muster on a Thursday night, I don't plan to stop by on a whim again.
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