Oh don't worry, I ain't gonna stick my hand in there

A story from a blue collar worker...

I frequent strip clubs and I have been waiting to post this experience , I've been here a time or two before and the girls haven't been on there A-Game so I have been on my fuck that bitch shit and come in with dirty pants/stained shirt & work boots . I came in here after working a 12-hour shift, for those familiar with plumbing I was on a rehab job. I swear to god I washed my hands like four times, I used Dawn & Gojo but my hands were still black, but they didn't have that dirty grimy feeling. I go in see the redhead dude who greets you, pay, buy beer and I had some party favors too. So I'm not gonna drop the girls name cause i'm almost positive she would be even more pissed than she already is...

So the first time I go up and get a lap dance from the girl, she dances to two songs I take out my wallet to pay and she is ALL UP IN IT.

She then had to run and do her songs on stage, got like $3 and came back over to me and got a pinch. She tried to give me a bar stool lap dance but it didn't work out.I went outside to smoke cigarettes and cause this white girl got on stage and I was smelling her from the bar, I wanted to get a closer look but I didn't wanna catch another whiff of that,she had some nice pole tricks though. I came back in and the girl asked me for another pinch,we then went sat in the dark across from the bar and she gave me two "Free" lap dances. So I told her straight up like, "girl you not about to keep pinching out my 1/4." She talked me into going upstairs, she let me finger her pinches I fingered this girl for like 10 minutes, when I stopped being amused by it I wiped her froth on her outfit, I think I gave her $20 to give the "Lap dance guard".