Newb's Review of a Nude Revue

I'm an SC newb. I've been to only 4 clubs and I visited my first about a year ago. This past Tuesday 7/18/17 I went to Bucks Wild Dallas for two reasons. 1) They are all nude and I hadn't been to an all nude club yet & 2) It was Super Tuesday where all dances were $5. I was pretty psyched to get dances for just $5. So, I arrive at about 4:45 because cover goes from $10 to $20 at 5PM. There are no available spots in the lot so I have to use the valet, which kinda sucked because I didn't want to spend money on that. Oh, well.

Get in and the place is packed; there is almost nowhere to sit. They tons of VIP/Reserved areas going unused though. I find a table with two chairs, one of the chairs occupied. Dude is kind enough to let me have the other seat. About the first thing I notice is that I am being blinded not by the beauty of the dancers, but by the billion lumen strobes shining in my eyes every 3 seconds. Fortunately, I get acclimated to this and can focus on the girls. Most of the girls were great. They ranged from "meh" to "holy shit" but I really didn't see any that repulsed me, so that's good.

So, I'm chilling and trying to get a feel for the place. There are about 6 girls dancing at all times. One really nice latina dancer takes up her spot on the stage nearest me so I approach the rail to get a closer look. The club is really all nude optional, meaning the girls have the choice of having bottoms or not. This dancer opted to keep hers on. She was very good looking with very nice breasts. She could have been a bit more personable. She hardly talked but it was pretty loud in there. Anyway, I tipped her a few bucks and took my seat. In my limited experience, I thought this was enough to encourage her to come see me when she was done with her circuit. While I waited for her, I made eye contact with most of the dancers as they walked by. Some returned the eye contact and smiled but nothing more. Most didn't seem to notice me at all. After a while I went to one of the girls standing at the door and asked her how things worked in this club. She told me to approach the dancers to ask for a dance; they would not be approaching me. I was kinda stunned by this.