Not Impressive.

I drive through Jacksonville often, usually stopping at either the Doll House or Wacko's on the way through town. This trip, I decided to be different - a little. Sinsations is on the same road as Wackos and not much further from I-95 (west three blocks instead of east one block). The club is not terribly impressive from the road, or from inside. I was last here a few years ago and it does not appear that anything has changed.

By the time I had paid my $5 daytime entry and $5 (refillable) soda, my eyes were adjusting enough to determine that the place was really slow. I could see about 4 dancers, but only one other customer. Turns out there were 8 or 9 dancers on the shift, but most were in the ladies room or out smoking (smoking is allowed inside the club, but they may have been "smoking" other products!?!) Dancers ranged from a few very acceptable "7"s, down to one lumpy "3". Tats were all over about half of the dancers. Natural boobs, instead of bolt-ons, were evidently popular on this day.

Before my soda even arrived, a young brunette with small "B" cups barely covered and lots of smaller tats, sat down next to me and started a conversation with, "Why are you here today?" Depending on her intentions, that may have been a good or a really bad opening. I later discovered (after a "one and done" lap dance) that it was a really bad opening from a new dancer. Next up was a Cuban, who had "rules" - I also went back with her for one dance (just because she had a great sense of humor and was cute), without expectations.