Went on the wrong day?
I had to come into the Detroit area unexpectedly, so made a plan to hit up two clubs. Criket seemed to be getting decent reviews, especially with activity during the day shift. I also wanted to try out a chocolate club, so I hit up Pantheon afterwards and a review will be coming.
I've never been to Criket, so I was expecting a lot. Off Michigan, the parking is in the rear. So driving east, pass the building hook your first right and follow signs to parking in the back. I pulled into the BBQ place's lot next door. Rookie.
Upon entering, was greeted by the bouncer and asked the bartender for specials. Two beers in a mini bucket for $9 versus $7/bottle. No brainer. As many have said, the club is smaller than you expect. I was hoping to see at least an 8 walking around, but there was nothing but three thick white girls and multiple skinny strung out girls. I watched the rotation for an hour, got approached by one rail thin girl, and decided that this wasn't the right day. Many regulars in the place, and it just wasn't my scene. I spent all of $11 in this place before deciding to drive further east to the other club. Might try again based on what I've read on this place, just wasn't impressed on this visit.
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