Don't Deviate

I was in town on a Sunday afternoon with time to kill. I stoped in at DV8 about 5. As I’ve read here, many Portland clubs have no cover and the vibe is like a neighborhood bar. That fir DV8 exactly - video poker machines and pool tables in one area and a bar and two stages adjacent. There’s a fireplace and bench seats across from the bar. When I arrived a cute blonde was just finishing her set so I grabbed a beer. $3.50 for micro brew on tap. Bartender was friendly and topless with pasties. Both good signs! I took a seat at the rail and watched Narcissa, a tall brunette with a nice rack. The girls do two song sets and this gal gave a few pussy flashes on the second but never took the bottoms off completely. The next girl was a rough looking blonde with black roots and a manish body. I passed on the rail with her. The next girl up was petite and had green pigtails, a great ass and tight body with pierced nipples. It took a while to learn all the girls names because the don’t have a DJ during the day. At the rail the girls were all friendly and gave varying levels of attention, but several didn’t offer their names even when saying hi - I had to ask. After a while I saw all 6 girls - Ivory, Olivia, Jesse, Indie, Narcissa and Sage. Ivory was the most affectionate at the rail and I really wanted to get a dance with her, but she was booked after every set. Olivia is a tall blonde with small breasts and a nice trimmed bush - full coverage but trimmed short - very sexy IMO. Olivia was the first girl to ask if I wanted a dance. She did this at the rail after I tipped her. None of the girls circulate and ask for dances. I asked her to come find me after her set, but I think she made an arrangement with another PL at the rail and went to the private area with him right after she got off stage. Sage was another tall blonde with small breasts and a cute innocently awkward look. I was worried every time she moved to the rail that she would knock drinks off. Overall it was pretty slow - I think at most there were 6 or 8 guys and this tapered off later in the evening. Shift change is at 8 and about then Olivia went on stage again and I tipper her. She asked if I wanted a dance and I thought it was time. Private dances are in a curtained area at one end of the club. The curtains are translucent white, but I couldn’t see anything from the outside. Inside is the typical couch - a bit worn but otherwise what you would expect. One thing I noticed is that the translucent curtains make the rooms brighter than typical private areas. I’ve been to some curtained rooms that are so dark you can’t see anything. What good is it to have a naked dance when you have to squint to see the pussy that is inches from your face? These rooms were great from that point of view. When I asked Olivia about dance prices she said $20 for topless one-way or 30 for nude two-way. She didn’t mention any off-limits areas, but during the dance she discreetly kept me away from between the legs. I was allowed to roam her cute bush a little. I discreetly suggested that jr. might come out, but she politely told me that wasn’t allowed. Overall good dances with lots of pussy pressed hard against me, but no extras. I ended up doing 4 dances with Olivia.

I hung around a while longer as girls went through shift change. The evening girls included twins Ginger and Sierra, Jordan and a couple of others I didn’t catch names. They have a DJ for evening and beer price went up to $5 for the same micro on tap. I’d had a few beers already so I was taking a break when the night bartender came by and said I had to buy a beer because they had a 1 drink minimum. I told her I had already had three and I’d been in the club for a few hours. She didn’t press further but she didn’t look happy. Jordan came over after her set to talk. She just turned 21 and had a birthday banner. She was interesting and articulate and we had a nice conversation before she asked if I wanted a dance. She quoted me $30 for topless one-way or $40 for nude two-way or 3 nude for $100. I declined because, while she was tall and cute with a good body, she didn’t ring my bell. At the shift change they also started having girls on both stages. This seemed unnecessary since there were only 3 or 4 guys in the bar, although it did make it faster to see each girl. I saw at least two rotations where no one was at either rail, so the girls sort of lolled around or talked with another girl. After a while Candy went on the second stage with no attention. I moved over and she gave me great attention since I was the only tipper. Candy was affectionate and cute - a thin blonde with a bun and a good but not exceptional body. She quoted me the same $30, $40 or 3 for $100 price so I took her up on 3. Interestingly she gave a dance that was virtually identical to Olivia’s. It was good from the point of view of contact and two-way touching, and she was affectionate and made me feel like she enjoyed it as much as I did, but what was surprising was that she went through what seemed like an identical series of positions and movements. Almost like there is a choreographed dance sequence. Perhaps it was a coincidence, but I’ve never had two dances at the same club where different girls gave such a similar dance.

I saw two full bush trims here and a few more landing strips. More that I’ve see at any clubs around the US. I’m giving a fairly high value rating to this club because there is no cover and cheap drinks, but strictly from a strip club perspective it rates hig only for legal dance contact - probably no extra mileage.