Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

Boringly no different

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Hungry8
Jul 17, 2017, 7:12 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

As a long time hobbyist, I knew dropping in here wouldn't offer any surprises. I'm astounded, no younger girls find their way here to add some spice to the same old crew. I arrived around 9pm, saw Rayne stroking the fires, looking for one more scoundrel before she would call it a night, hasn't her time passed? Saw some usual ones I'm courteous too, but would never dance with. I guess Blondie has really departed. At least Ruby wasn't here with her melancholy look.

Saw Giselle, who must have read her glowing reports, she dances like she's pretty enough, so you guys can fight who gets me in the couch dance rooms; not me. Jade isn't the one I saw a year ago in Pa; yikes. Kayla looks new, I know I saw her in another club, but her nice legs, OK face and blonde hair doesn't talk the game enough to entice. I saw the guy next to me take 4 girls back for 2,3 dances each... heck will this guy go home and stop nudging me, upon his couch room return.

I'm not here to talk to him. Alexandra had me close to going back, but I know it wouldn't offer me more than I'd expect. I'm out tonight, 4 beers loud guys all around the bar... these girls can go after them. I will return another month.

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