Irretrievable Mistake

Was meeting some friends in the area around 8:30 on Friday, so decided to stop by to grab a beer and a couple of dances. Was my first time at that place so didn't really know what to expect. Walked to the bar and grabbed a beer then headed to the lounge by the dance area. About 10 dancers and around the same number of clients.

Most dancers stood there on the dance floor without performing any actual dancing, just walking around and smiling! A couple of dancers performed good dances and a couple of good moves. I tipped both as I appreciate a good show, these were the only dancers that approached me the entire time! The first one was pretty attractive and seemed to have a good personality so I decided to get a couple of dances (my first mistake), she was a good dancer but did she smell, yes SMELL!!!! Every time she would lean toward me I would smell a very strong body odor/sweat to the point I almost puked!

Fast forward the next dancer that approached was a pretty sexy woman in her mid 30s, she looked attractive and performed well on stage so I agreed to a couple of dances (mistake number 2) she started dancing and I almost thought hey this ain't too bad after all, she had nice tits so I politely ask if I can touch, and she replied "only in the VIP" and I was in shock, yes SHOCK not because of her answer but because I just realize she is missing most of her bottom front teeth!!! Seariously, how is this even allowed in a strip club! Should be outloawed! Anyway, lesson learned!