Weekday Adventure

In Tampa on business and had heard nothing but good things about the legendary Mons, so decided to check it out solo. The parking lot seemed pretty small, so I was glad that I took an Uber there. It was an early Thursday night around 9pm so I didn't know what to expect. Got there and I was 1 of about 5 patrons, so it was dead. Nonetheless, went in and sat down and after about 5 minutes was approached by a busty Cuban whom I fell in love with.

Overall the venue is really small and there's no private rooms to my knowledge, so they take you on this really long couch bench and dance on you. The stated rate was $30, but because they were so slow and she said she board she gave them to me for $20 a dance. There seemed to be some really sexy dancers around, but it was sort of awkward with how few patrons were in the club I ended up deciding to blow all my money on this one dancer.

She practically forced me to accept her cell number and texted me after, but I believe it was just out of boredom. Overall I'd definitely go back, it seemed to pick up slightly as I was leaving. The song selections were terrible and random genre's were played which was somewhat confusing. Definitely want to go back and check it out on the weekend, but overall good contact on the dances!