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13577 US-19 Clearwater, FL 33764

Plenty hotties, but overpriced

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Book Guy
Jul 13, 2017, 3:54 PM
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This place had some very attractive women. I put "unknown" for my day-of-visit but actually it was several different weekday afternoons and evenings. The women working here were (some of them; the ones I paid attention to) attractive enough for me to consider them to have the right to be dancers. There were some disappointingly chubby Latinas sprinkled in the mix; but mostly true performaners: tall African-Americans with that quasi-Amazon muscular but not-too-muscular look;

White women with fake bolt-ons; a few tiny White women, not quite spinners because they're disproportionately too soft by a little bit, time to lose some weight honey!; also, some extra-zaftig White women of a little more advanced dancer-age (they say they're in their late 20s or early 30s but we all know they're pushing 45) who are using their naturally larger breasts as a key point of appeal. This is a good group of dancers, mostly, but some duds.

As previous reviews have indicated, the club runs a 2-for-1 price on lap-dances at top of every hour, preceded by a parade of all dancers on stage immediately before. I was able to agree with my preferred dancer on each occasion that I would promptly meet her exactly after she had paraded, and we went back to the cubicle-rooms along the hallway for privates. At $35 per song, the lapper price is WAY too high in the first place; therefore the 2-for-1 cut-rate only partly reduces the sting, especially since you're experiencing merely a "clean Pinellas lapper" rather than a "dirty Tampa lapper" (above terms to be defined as you see fit, subjectively, nothing scientific about it, survey data not available).

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