Underwhelmed and only a little bitter

So I visited the area clubs for the first time. There's not much selection west of Van Nuys unfortunately. Started at PJs, had enough beer to want something more, and saw that the Rhino was only a couple miles away. I've never had a great time at a SR club, but thought I would give it a shot.

First, the area seems fine. A little industrial which I don't mind. I get to the entrance and the door guy says it's a 20 dollar cover. Ok... kind of expensive, but whatever. You only have the guy and blackout curtains. It's a yea or nay scenario. I pay and get inside.

It's incredibly dead. Three visible dancers and everyone else in the changing room. No one on stage for 80% of the time all the time. It's a nude club I found out, as I found out it's also a no alcohol club. New to the area that caught me off guard but I'll admit that's my fault.