Still Don't Like It

I give this this club a try every 2-3 years, even though I've never had what I consider a good visit in probably 12+ years. Hey, times, management and particularly girls change all the time. But not this time: still has all the conditions that make me shake my head and walk out with a full wallet and a healthy dose of WTF.

Of course it starts with advertised "$5 day admission and free drink" which is actually $15 because of the unmentioned "entertainment fee"; now, $15 for entry and drink is pretty standard but feeling like you've been played just walking in the door is no bueno. Inside is a total sausage party; probably 15-20 male customers, MAYBE one dancer on the floor 90% of the time, 3-4 waitresses standing listlessly at the bar (and really, who gives a shit about waitresses?), and a couple of unobtrusive bouncers. In the hour I stayed, only 2 stage dancers, 4 dancers missing their calls, and 2 or more songs between all robo-DJ stage calls.

I did see a couple of dancers heading from the smoking room to the $10 dance room and picking up the guy nearest the dance room door along the way. so maybe that's how you have to play it if you want a dance. I got one "wanna dance" flyby in an hour. Dancers mostly very young, skinny and skanky; girls described as "milfs" on BI look maybe 25. The appeal of this place is apparently the cheap dances ($10 topless and $20 nude I think) and frequent HJ/FIV action in same (per BI, again; I had no such experience). And the clientele -- which I observe upon only cause I was so f'n bored -- are about 70% guys that would make me want to wash my hands if I touched what they touch.