Bucks Wild is NOT Bucks Cabaret

After a decent time at a couple of other DFW area clubs, I decided to check out the full nude option. I was already buzzed, so the BYOB didn't matter much. Paid $20 cover and went in. Immediately accosted by a 4'10" at best chubby waitress wanting to take me to a table, get me a drink, and have me tip her. While I don't mind staring at the top of a girls head, she was far too fat for my taste. I ignored her and told her I needed the mens room first.

Hid there for a while and came back out to the scene. Not a single girl above a 3 in my book. Fat, homely, over tatted, and just plain fugly. I had hoped for the best here but wasn't about to give them any more cash. I was in/out in less than 10 minutes. Worst selection of dancers I have ever seen in a city known for hotties. I will stick to BD, Lodge, or even Buck's Cabaret and will never think that fully nude in Dallas would be a good thing.