First Timer

I had never been to a strip club before this visit. But I heard it was a right of passage for an adult male, so I made the trip.

The parking lot was full but not packed. I was greeted by a security guard in the parking lot who told me to have a good time. It was nice but awkward; I'd have rather that he let me skulk in without getting noticed.

It cost $20 to get in the club. I'm told $10 was for a bottom cup of soda. This was such a ripoff. Only one waitress came up to me at the table once. Got one flat cup of soda. The empty cup sat in front of me for the rest of the night. I didn't understand how they could miss me.