Another Afternoon at Hustler

A few times in the last year I went to Hustler for the afternoon shift and had a good time. Day drinking, active girls, cheap drinks, minimum bouncer eyes in the back and many pasties haven't come on yet. However, today was not the day and it may end my run of Hustler day drinking spots. I think if I ran a strip club, I would outlaw two things...one is drugs, the heroin problem is killing many clubs and two is cell phones on the floor. I had my eye on one girl for about an hour, she wouldn't look up from the damn phone at all.

She just sat on the couch you see when you enter and must've spent hours on Candy Crush or whatever. You would think the manager would say something, but he was one the couch right next to her, also on his cell phone. It's not like I was the only one there, there had to be 5-10 other guys and we were all being ignored by the most attractive girl in there.

Some other guys took some of the other girls in the back, but I declined as I was growing frustrated. I was tempted to go sit on the stage side, it seems the rule of thumb is that if someone is on the stage side then a girl must be on the stage, maybe that would've helped the atmosphere...but then I would've been that one jerk who made some of the girls work.