I guess I looked like a good mark.

I was in Vegas for the weekend, so I thought I would try one of their famous strip clubs. I had barely sat down when a girl came up and started talking to me. She offered to give me a "tour" of the place, but really just went back to the private rooms and started the hard sell. I was willing to try a new experience, so I went along with it.

But the suddenly $200 became $400. We got back into a room and she just does this sad over-jeans-rubbing. Almost immediately she says we should get one of the super private rooms and wants more money. I was ready to leave, but she literally won't let go of my arm. After, she says I still owe her money because what she did was illegal and that I also have to pay "management."

I didn't want any trouble, so I paid up. I stuck around to just watch the stage, and they put on a good show, but I was constantly approached by more women, all doing the same hard sell pitch.