Dissapointing afternoon

I came at 1:30 hoping for an afternoon of fun, but the problems started at the front door. They want to scan your driver's license to get in. I have no problem if they want to check my age and that the picture matches me, but I don't let anyone scan my license, especially a strip club. They called the manager, and he explained they want to make sure the ID is not fake, but I am 60, and clearly do not need a fake ID. Then he explained they wanted to make sure I haven't been kicked out of any sister clubs. Again, at my age, sober, and alone, I do not fit the profile of a problem customer. He decided to let me in anyway and I found one other customer and two dancers present.

One dancer was just finishing on stage and the music started and no dancer to entertain the two customers. The waitress took my order and said a dancer would be right out, but not until we suffered through two long songs. I only wish the songs lasted that long when I was paying for a lap dance. Finally a girl finally came out, but didn't take anything off for several minutes of dancing for the other PL I decided that I had absorbed enough cigarette smoke through the smelly chair I decided to cut my losses and leave. During the 15 minutes I was there I only saw two dancers and neither one spoke to me.

Guys, don't let clubs scan your driver's license. Scanners obtain every detail on your license. I do not want Tony Soprano having my information. I don't want some bible thumper hacking their computer system getting my information and publishing it. I don't want a foreign government hacking their computer and getting my information. If everyone refuses to let their license get scanned, the clubs will stop doing it. Protect your privacy!