A Splendid time is Guaranteed for all

It was a typical Thursday at the bars in DTF. I was having a good time with the group I was with, until at some point the girl I seeing at the time made a sharp turn from having a respectable buzz tied on to going completely blackout. Over the course of an hour or so, my friends couldn't deal so they left me alone with her and her friends.Eventually she acted belligerent to the point where we were asked to leave the 'Back Alley,' a bar that can most charitably be described as a shithole.

I put her in an uber, and while I got rid of the annoying drunk girl issue, I inadvertently gave myself blue balls. So, I decided to go to the Venetian. I'd always driven past it on the 91: It's a large, mediterranean looking building in the middle of an industrial area, so it's hard to miss. Being that it was my first time there, I checked in on Yelp to get free cover. I walked in and to my surprise, the place was fairly dead. There was nobody on the stage and the girls at the bar were chatting to some middle aged accountant type guy.

These girls were definitely attractive, but in kind of a generic/bleach blonde way, so I was content to sit down and wait for someone else to come out, especially since the night's drink special was $4 fireball double shots. So I grabbed a few drinks, and sat down on one of the plush chairs halfway between the bar and the stage. I was about 5 drinks deep by the time two girls came out from the dressing area and sat down next to me. One was a tall, leggy brunette, and the other was a cute little blonde who seemed a little shy. Now, I can't say this categorically, but the brunette was on coke.