UPSCALE to...

UPSCALE to the max. It was an absolute pleasure to walk through the door. It wasn't nirvana but the feeling one gets upon looking out at the expanse is otherworldly. The other clubs I have frequented in Vegas were either dives (Talk of the Town), warehouses (Olympic Garden), ordinary (Larry's Villa, Striptease). The closest place to this in Vegas is Club Paradise but it seemed to me Seamless was MUCH brighter, you could actually see a great distance.

As one passes the cashier you'll notice a topless woman in a gigantic cocktail cgass about 12 feet in the air. It is a sight to behold, unlike any I have ever seen in a stripclub. Get past that and you look out at the bar which is in the middle of the club and two sections with many couches and round tables with posh chairs. The tables are small and comfortable and it's surprising how many of them there are. Nearly every seat is occupied at the bar by either customers or strippers. I really liked how they laid it out because normally the bars are in the back or off to a side. Here they wanted to make the bar a prime meeting spot one couldn't help but notice and congregate near. Beyond the bar is a compact seating area which is fronted by a stage This area was pretty compact and I would think if you planted yourself in the middle no one would ever get to you because there was no navigational space. Two girls were working it on stage but I wasn't paying any attention as I was juss dazzled by all the beautiful patrons inside. Nice to go to a place where appearance matters.

I find one of the girls I am looking for and she lays out a bit the place for me. After a few she asks me if I wanna have some fun and naturally I say yes. She breaks down the room designations for me and I tell her let's try the 3 for $100 room. As we approach I ask 'well what would you recommend'? (since I'd prolly do two sets with her anyway the $$$ didn't come into much play). She said there's more fun in the $200 room and off we went. Before one enters the girl takes the $$$ upfront. They def appreciate cash because I think if one uses credit cards the club gets a sizable portion of it. Drinks are a necessity but this was an easy call for the credit card and I don't believe I was charged extra for the privilege.

This room is very posh and prolly the nicest VIP room I have ever seen. It's juss comfortable looking with couches and tables. The dances in there are pretty high mileage and the bouncer NEVER came by and took a look at what was going on. If I was a groper I got the feeling I could've had my way with the girl I was with. The dances she gave were good, not exactly the type I prefer but all in all I had a nice time. After the 30 minutes were up I bought her another drink and we hung out for about 15 minutes more. Her friend that I've had experiences with at another club (see Cheetah's review) came over and wanted me to spend more $$$. I promised I'd be back and sat with Tai a bit more. I wasn't upsold nor did I feel any pressure. When leaving I gave her an extra few dollars, asked about tipping the bouncer and she said if I had $5 that'd be enough for him. All in all a fabulous club.

I can't ever see giving a club a 10 rating tho if this place had played nothing but trance/techno/chill music I would've had to look hard for a reason NOT to give this a 10. If I was going to spend $1,000 at a place I'd have no problem doing so in such a respectable looking establishment like this. It was truly that impressive a place and I didn't feel out of place in a suit (unlike say Striptease which I felt ridiculous wearing one).