Atlantis Gentlemen's Club
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3813 Chestnut St Philadelphia, PA 19104

Dry run

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HiYaDave
Jun 27, 2017, 5:32 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Not gonna bore everyone with a description of the place, which has been described ad nauseum in previous reviews. I will just report on my most recent visit. While I have had many exceptional trips here, I have also experienced dry runs. Last week's visit was a downer. I was there around 4:00 PM, which in the past has been a rewarding time of day. I only saw about 4 dancers on duty. On the up side, Dior was one of them.

On the down side, she occupied herself with what I presumed to be a regular the entire time I was there. Ginger, a slender basically flat chested WOC came by. She massaged Little Davey for a while but it just wasn't happening for me. She took a turn on stage, never removed a stitch of clothing, then returned to my side, cock blocking me until I had to tell her I really just wanted to chill by myself. She got the not so subtle hint.

Unfortunately Dior remained at the side of the guy on the other side of the bar and nobody else seemed even remotely interested in circulating, so I took my half empty bottle of water and left. I will be back, hopefully for a more productive visit, in the near future. Afterall, you can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need.

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