Desire
1 Franklin Sq Providence, RI 02903

Disappointed

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QrickQ
Jun 25, 2017, 4:26 PM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

I've made my last visit to Club Desire...its gone too far downhill. I live about two hours away, but it used to be my favorite club for the past three years. My job sends me up to Boston pretty often, and so I'd always plan my visits so as to drop in for a few hours on my way back home. Over the last year, my visits have been getting more and more disappointing, and I now see that these weren't 'bad days'. This review is based on my last three visits over 90 days; all of which were on a Friday afternoon.

I'll start with the girls: I kept reading snarky comments about the quality of the girls, but I figured that this was just regular internet buzz, and so didn't take it too seriously. I had been too busy to stop in during the winter, and assumed that lineup hadn't changed, but I was totally disappointed when I stopped in during April. All the girls were just overweight, old and haggard. I couldn't even find one that I wanted to look at with their clothes on; let alone take into the CR. Same was true during my subsequent visits; though there were usually one or two exceptions. Problem was that there were so few lookers, that it was hard to get their attention. Not that I'm sure that I even wanted to: Bella is too snooty, Quinn is too boring and Ivanna gets down to business too fast for me. There were a couple that could carry a conversation, but gone are my favorites: Kylie (great body and personality), Kristin (super sexy dances), Kendall (!), Tiffany and the previous Alex. I also have to mention Sassy (very friendly and personable), Caroline (only person who'd get fully nude on stage) and Leilani (not my type, but great eye candy).

What made my last visit even worse was the fact that I got to Providence early, and had stopped at Foxy Lady (Legs and Eggs) to kill some time. I spent less than an hour there, but was blown away by how beautiful the girls looked: All of them were athletic, trim, friendly and well dressed. I knew that I was heading to Desire, and so I didn't do much more than have a few drinks. I left during the shift change, and could see that hot girls were leaving, and being replaced by dancers who were just as gorgeous. I should have stayed, but drove to Desire instead. I absolutely will not ever do this again. My next visit will be to Foxy, and I'm staying for the duration.

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