Thee Playhouse
1520 US-70 Hickory, NC 28602

Very disappointed, Hustled for worthless dance

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FrankieTheGooch
Jun 25, 2017, 7:53 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I originally went to Crazy Horse to see this one chick who was doing a fire show. I missed that and saw some of the girls haven't changed in the club. One girl was "Miss Crazy Horse 2016" not an impressive feat when the girls are not the best looking. Now that little rant is over, I went to Playhouse and I was a little hesitant about going. Wanted to go for their two for one VIPs on Tuesday but decided to kill it then just to see what improvement they made. The club is very big a lot of chairs and tables. Other poles are set up across the floor as well while the main dancer is doing their set.

When I walked in, I sat down at the table and the cute little waitress asked if I wanted a drink. I politely declined. Then they were doing a promotion about two for one VIP dances on their couches. Cute black girl came up to me for a dance. and she was a cutie. She said it was her "3rd day" but I doubted that. Her dance was very good. Was into it. Grinding and everything and with NC clubs there is no touching with is a huge disappointment. But she did give a very good dance so I wasn't disappointed.

After the two for one dance, I sat back down and these two blondes came up. Probably the least attractive girls in the club. Asked me if I wanted a VIP dance. I said how much and they said $100. Okay, how much does $100 get me. They told me 15-20 minutes in their VIP area which allows some touching. So I politely declined to see if one of the other good looking dances would approach me. Waited for a while and one of the blondes came back. So I decided to take one because I wanted some interaction. MAN WAS I DISAPPOINTED. Did she allow some touching, yes. But holy shit this bitch couldn't dance. She had an ugly body, tits were were not the best, and overall gave an absolutely SHITTY dance. I was ripped off $100 when I knew some other girls could give a hell of a lot better dance. Her and her friend thought they were the hottest shit. They were not. They thought they could control the club, they could not. They thought they could control the stage they couldn't. These bitches fucking SUCKED.

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