Probably Worth Staying Home

I hadn't visited Bugsy's in Elyria for quite awhile but I found myself in the neighborhood recent;y so I stopped. I had a pretty good time so I came back a week or so later and had a totally different time.

The first visit was on a Wednesday night and I found several regulars working along with three new girls, each of whom had no idea what they were doing. I spoke with one of the newbies before getting a totally worthless private dance. There was very little contact but several awkward looking dance moves. I think she thought that guys would just throw money at her if she danced four feet away from her.

I went back to the bar and noticed a hot blonde on stage, again, another newbie. In tipping her at the rail, I noticed that she didn't know how to properly put her g-string and panties on because as she twerked at me, her entire coochie was showing (and the bartended and bouncer didn't notice). I am positive that she didn't notice, otherwise she would have run to the locker room.