Why bother

Arrived about 5:30 traffic was sucking as thunderstorm rolled in so I deiced to wait out the rain "inside". No cover overall small club lost of lights and beer signs with one main stage in the center of the club. Bar was in the back and the "private" dance area was to the left of the bar. Not really private it was separated from the main bar by some larger brass poles. The myth of hot bar maid is very true an amazing blonde with a huge man made rack but they looked great in her black low cut top. This my friends was the best part of the visit.

I think there was a happy hour going beer was $3.75. The dancers for the most part were all larger girls lots of saggy boobs and bigger middles hidden under neon lycra. As I grab my beer a dancer walks up and begins to tell me how wasted she is while struggling to maintain balance on her stripper heels. Why do dancers think this is a good opening line??? After a few moments of chatting she tells me how she has not had any private dances all day and starting asking do you think I am pretty, followed by look I have a way better body than.... Mean while no one is on stage to offer any distractions. I finish beer number one while my new friend excuses herself and I am happy to see miss hottie bartender come over with another beer. Finally a girls gets on stage walks around the stage with a twirl or two on the pole and takes off nothing.

Two songs of nothing. Another half of beer gone and another girls comes on stage with the same results. My new drunk friend comes back and asks if I have changed my mind about dances and the answer was still no. BTW the dances are done in the open it looks like there was some grinding but tops remained on and the guys hands seemed to at their waist. I did not even finish by second beer and hit the road. Other than the bartender not worth the time