Very disappointing Saturday afternoon

I called around opening time and they said the dancers would be on by 1 PM. Fine, so I got there around 1 PM. I ordered a Jim Beam and got the two for one special for $10. Basically, $5 worth of a cheap whiskey, for the price of $10. I waited around for at least an hour and didn't see a single dancer the whole time.

One cool feature of the club is the outdoor stage and pole in the garden outback. This also allowed for outdoor smoking.

I came back around 6 PM and there were 5 to 8 dancers at that time. Only two were attractive enough to be of interest to me and they were busy *constantly*. One of the other dancers came over to me and complained for a long time that there were no customers there earlier in the afternoon and a lot of dancers. I didn't bother to tell her that I knew this to be a complete lie. I just gave up and left.