Oasis in the Desert
I visited Teasers again during my annual fly fishing trip. I had been here the previous summer for the same reason. World class fly fishing during the day, and SC’ing at night.
The place is the same as I remember, except they took all the dirty taped one dollar bills off the bar mirror, making the Steer Inn (connected Restaurant / Bar) feel less live a dive bar and less cluttered. There is a touch tunes (a blessing and a curse) and last summer a bunch of us PLs were at the bar early waiting for dancers to arrive and someone locked the Top Gun soundtrack, love ballads and all, yikes. When you pull up to the location I like that there is usually parking just feet away from the door. It’s nice that it’s a ways out of town because it feels very private. Few people are going to stumble upon it, non-serious folk are not going to stumble upon it which is a good thing. Front doors lead to a hallway… Steer In Bar and Grill on the left and the SC on the right. Bathrooms are in the same hall you enter in and are pretty nasty most of the time I have been there and could use some reno. On the SC side at the end of the hall you pay your cover to DJ and enter what is basically a square room with a stage seating and pole in the center and then tables with 2-3 chairs surrounding. There is a back “L” shape area with 6-7 sofas connected to the main room where the full nude 3 for 100 dances happen. There is a door adjacent that leads to 6 or so private VIP rooms. Overall I would describe the club as old school and intimate, which is just right for where it is.
I visited Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday nights. At the Steer In there was a new bartender every night. Two were sweet and easy on the eyes and the third was training. The SC front desk/DJ/bouncer was also new. For the girls, the general profile is the girl next door Montana edition. There are a couple girls with excessive tatts/piercings/boob jobs, but I’d say the main theme here compared to other clubs is mostly unenhanced girls.
Sunday
Rose - slender brunette milf with great petite body. Wore a dress early in the evening then changed through an assortment of micro bikinis through the night. Excellent on the pole, if not a bit shy otherwise.
Eden - late 20s brunette spinner. Lots of personality and damn she has a tight body with perfect C cups. I don’t remember her working the pole rotation but maybe one time.
Tatum - mid 20s with half white/half black hair. Seems to always be at the club and IMO mid face/body, but seems to stay busy.
Killshot - college age nerdy type with glasses. Goth vibes (see name). She is very skilled on the pole, but lots of piercings/tattoos which is not my thing.
Siren - redhead milf from Wyoming. Grungy vibe, also less my type for dances, but excellent at conversation and a fun personality.
Monday
Sunny - tall athletic blonde in late 20s. She seems to be a veteran of the club. I VIPed with her last year and you will get your moneys worth, but this year I was trying new girls.
Rose - spent most of the night with Rose on Monday. A couple 3 for 100s and a VIP. It was a good mix of choreograph + grinding. She is really good at making sure you get a good view of her entire body. In both rooms lots mutual touching except for the pussy which seemed to be the standard for all girls here.
Tuesday
***** - got 3 for 100 and VIP dances with unnamed. The nice thing about there being 10+ girls is there is likely to be your type and this one was my type. I felt there was energy between us. I’ve found this is better than pursuing the hottest girl in the club where there isn’t that mutual energy. By the end of VIP she had (or faked, I wouldn’t know lol) an orgasm on my thigh. Super fun.
The prices as mentioned are 40 for a topless dance with no touching, 3 for 100 for full nude mutual touching, and 400 for VIP in private room. Drinks were 10 for gin and tonic, 7 for draft local pilsner. Cover was 20. No extras this trip (though I have had them here before), but between this club and Fox Club in Missoula, can for sure say this club offers significantly better value.
Overall, my rating may be a bit on the generous side. The club has some quirks like the corny pre-recorded DJ, but it’s also clearly centered around providing a standardized dance experience (I hate clubs where each girl has their own rules). This is an oasis in the desert and with clubs closing their doors in the area I hope Teasers continues to stand the test of time.
